merch

Pretend merch, for now.

This is a placeholder page for stream merch ideas. No store, no checkout, no private sizing notes.

Ship the thing

Black tee / small orange chest print

The default stream rule when scope starts expanding.

Sticker / desk card

A reminder that the stream goal is progress, not spectacle.

Hoodie / back print

For the regulars who show up while the product is still messy.

Hat / embroidered text

Probably the most useful product advice on the channel.